As I have said before, all of our politicians cheat to win in elections. I believe that both President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and Fernando Poe Jr. cheated in the last elections, although many erroneously believe that FPJ did not (previous post:
Cheating is the Rule of the Game). To be a politician, and if you ever intend to win in an election, you must definitely know how to cheat.
You would not have a problem though on learning how to cheat, for everywhere our laws are so disregarded by our leaders that all we need to do is to cheat to avoid being a fool. In our country, cheating, is even often a necessity. So as we grow, we are trained to cheat. Example: We are trained to cross the street even when there's a footbridge nearby (for why would you be such a fool to climb the footbridge when everyone is just crossing the street wherever they want?). We are also trained to climb a jeepney wherever we see them (for why would you be such a fool to wait for a jeepney on a jeepney stop when no jeepneys stop there?). Cheating is now part of our culture.
Even our school leaders teach our children how to cheat. Wouldn't you remember our little league baseball team that won a world championship only to be stripped of the title due to the misrepresented ages of the players? Didn't it not happen not only once, but twice or thrice? Would you say that the kids did it (misrepresented their ages) on their own or there are adults (school officials) that prod them?
Yes, in sports, cheats abound. I do not need to tell you about the Fil-Am basketball players we all idolize, many of which are not qualified even to join the league!
Some people avoid cheating, I know. I am one of them. I always look like a fool especially when I am alone. Even now, when I drive I tend to put my vehicle in line even when there is chaos around. I follow the rules. I avoid changing lanes and I give way to many. My senses are quick, but even my own mother - my first teacher, tells me I am a slow driver. I know there are other people that are like me. But we all do cheat once in a while, while some of us are not very good at it. Well, I guess the ones that are great cheaters from kids to adults become politicians. Yes, politics could be the "cheater's olympics". May the best cheats win.
And oh yes, I cannot help but remind you of our embarrassing recent nursing professional examinations. They got caught. They are not so good at it. Those that get away, they are the good ones (champion material). Someday, the best of them would be a congressman, or a mayor, or a governor, or a senator, or even President. Come to think of it, does this happen only now? Aren't leakages normal occurence in professional examinations? Everyone knows that there are leakages in government examinations since anyone could remember there are such examinations. And nursing is one of the more sublime fields. Dare we talk about the legal profession. Would you believe there are no leakages in the bar examinations?
And now the ghosts... can anyone tell me which town or city in the country employ no ghosts? Everyone knows there are ghosts employees everywhere in government. Perhaps, as former President Cory Aquino would have thought, it is only in Makati - where an obviously very corrupt government under Mayor Jejomar Binay reigns - where there are no ghosts. I am not sure what happened to Cory Aquino. Seldom do I see her, since her staunch ally/adviser Cardinal Sin died, that she make correct choices and affiliations. How could have she imagined herself saying the same things as
JV Ejercito and Kit Tatad? Mrs. Aquino questioning the ghosts? Please... we are not born yesterday.
It is very clear to me what is happening in our country. There is an ongoing Cheater's Olympics (it has been going on for quite a while). To qualify, you must be good at it since childhood. You must cheat your age to get into and win in little league games. As a young adult, you must learn to cross the street wherever you want. You must get that parking space even when you are not next or get into that lane even when some are observing a cue. You must get that test leakage and perhaps even become a topnotcher. Then, you can start cheating on your tax returns, and cheat on your accomplishments. Only when you are good at all of these do you qualify to be a top ranking politician where you get to play for a team - the Administration team or the Opposition team.
The payoff is good just to get into any of the teams. The goal of the game is to get into the Administration team, where the payoff is even better, by joining it or opposing it. You cheat all the time. You say things that are not true. Don't worry, you got the mass media with you. And yes, you cheat not with your own life but you cheat with the life of many poor Filipino souls wondering when their next meal would be.